Weekend Joke

Guys I will leave you to enjoy your weekends with a little joke:

Rohal: Hey Osama could you please have a look over the place I was sitting, I think
I forgot my USB there.
Osama: ………

(After 37 minutes)
Rohal: Oh Sorry, I found it in my pants 7th pocket.

Enjoy People

Where are we heading?

Hi there everyone, This entry is dedicated to my FAMILY, The most important and of course the only responsible for my survival.

Where are we heading?


The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but have less; we buy more but enjoy it less.

We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgement; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; We've added years to life, not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space; We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul; we've split the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less; we plan more, but accomplish less.

We've learned to rush, but not to wait; we have higher incomes, but, lower morals.

We build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication; We've become long on quantity, but short on quality.

These are the days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes.

These are the days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw away morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. Where are we heading ....?

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.


And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family an unwise investment indeed.

So what is the morale of the story????


Don't work too hard... and you know what's the full word of family?

FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER, (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

(Disclaimer: Credits to the original Writer, 'Who' I don't know, but sure is a good one.)

I am back... more Confident

Hey every one ,

How are you guyz, man I missed you too... I am back. And this time I have so much to tell you and so much to share; I am probably not getting an idea where to start from. So this time the posts will keep coming, And firstly don't think of me as an emotional idiot(which I am a little bit, but of the different category starting with 'e'diot) but I want to share and tell you about the most important thing I've achieved during my absence, and that is 'confidence'; yes...that's right. Confidence of being worthy of a little importance (at last) in this ever-so-dumb world. Now I more confident about certain things I can do that I probably could have done before too, but I wasn't confident enough to say I can do this.
I desperately needed some, And at last I've got it, no; at last I've earned it, I've earned the worth and respect what I am enjoying right now, an' I'm feeling quite proud for I have always been waiting for days like these. And thanking who? for it, 1st of all my dude, my champ, my critic and my biggest rival (professional jealousy) My bro(I'll write about him in an other entry later), right now just thanking him(Thank you very much) for always motivating and commenting me on what-so-ever I do so that I never back out and have a good job done at the end of the day.
Then comes the guy I don't know, honestly I know him but I like pretending as if I don't know him, so when I tell you, you too have to pretend as if you don't ....Ok, good. it's Me.
How????? I’ll answer it in one sentence, The only person you can ever win or lose from is yourself, try defeating your weaknesses and there's no one you can not win from. Ya.... that ....is..... the thing ....blah blah blah... and this ... and ....that ........and everything etc etc.
F**k it off dudes. let get things back to normal.
Oh yes........Now is the thing, you guyz know who I am working for, for something unique... like everyone(copyrights to Balach).
No; honestly, I am working for "TimeSvr" www.timesvr.com , it certainly is something different, having no such rival/similar services provider in Pakistan and just a few of such firms around the world, Timesvr is certainly topping the new and establishing idea of task oriented client service through virtual assistants.

I am going to end this post here and will certainly write more about Timesvr in my next blog entry, if you feel so much curious to know about it go to the website www.timesvr.com ; so stay connected.

Adieu

More of Me...

I guess a little intro will be okay for you to understand what actually kind of “thing” i am . Now I am not really a completely pissed off from society’s extra stupid kind of matters (which I am a little bit), as a matter of fact I am quite lively with whole lot of people around, calling me their friend.

Now something practical about me, I am a young chap in my early nineteen’s. Am studying Multimedia Arts in one of the world renown institutes called “Arena Multimedia”. As a Graphic designer, I have worked for a couple of semi-government and private firms (they thought I did a very good job, I think I could do better).

Coming to my personal and more exciting part of my life, I really am quite cool to hang out coz of my humorous and adventurous attitude. I often go out with friends for a drive mostly, what do i do on drives……… i just drive and drive from my heart. Yes, I do like that underground racing thing stuff (I am learning drifting these days) and have tried it a few times as well but not as much that can quench my thirst for it.

So u see I have everything but the right to speak myself out to the world; well, maybe now I have that too . So catch you soon for something new.

I, Me, Myself

well what can i say for my self...

with a cup of over-joyed life,

two spoons of horrible humor,

one pinch of light anger,

few drops of self confidence

and two table spoons of self assurance.

well... that's what makes me able to survive in this not so very cool world

to be both intellectual and stupid at the same time.

And that's why its just I, Me, Myself...